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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - Loc de dat cu capu'

Loc de dat cu capu'

Mituri si realitati! Femeile despre... barbati! Barbatii despre... femei!

Postby Nadia_S » Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:15 am

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Postby Trix » Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:32 am

Pai da di ce criedeti voi ca sunt io onlina la ora asta? ca sa imi pazesc maseaua. Si copilu doarme de la noua, dragu' de el.

M-am dus la farmacie sa ii zic lu' tanti ca vreau dentocalmin si se uita aia ca la sfinti la mine. In primu' rand a zis ca nu a auzit de asa ceva, in al doilea rand ca daca vreau din ala de care au stomatologii sa ma duc la ei sa imi puna pansament (nici ei nu-s cu toate la bibilica unde sa imi puna pansament pe gingie si sa lipeasca cu scoci sau cu ce? [cfev] ) In al treilea rand imi venea sa sar la gatu' ei cand mi-a zis ca sa iau un paracetamol [czid] . I-am zis ca multam fain, dar voi continua cu calgelu' lu' fii-miu (a inceput sa imi placa, nu stiam de e imi suge rares degetele in disperare cand ii dau cu el pe gingii) si cu tantum de ala colorat numai ca trebuie sa la trezesc la 3 ore ca mai mult nu tine.

Mai fetelor,daca ma tine mai mult de inca o saptamana, io ma duc la taiat de buna voie ca n-o sa-si mai faca nimic efectu'.
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Postby Nadia_S » Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:35 am

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Postby Trix » Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:38 am

Ufff toate bubele la noi, sa se duca si la altii care n-au ce face [:D]
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Postby ADANNA » Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:39 am

Hai, mai Trix, ca Timisoara e cu tine! [:D] [noroc]
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Postby cristina_gl » Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:44 am

Care va pricepeti la calendare lunare, stelare, solare? Chestii din astea. Nu de alta, dar vad ca multa gashca se plange de masele. Ba de minte, ba cu tratamente, ba cu uite-o, nu e! Facem un club?
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Postby crialex » Sat Sep 23, 2006 10:52 am

Fereaaaa,ca daram zidul [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] Imi vine sa mor de ciuda,aseara i s-a facut rau lui Alex in masina si a vomitat.A murdarit tot ,scaunelul lui l-a aranjat bine de tot si n-am reusit sa scot husa sa o spal cum trebuie(ori is eu batuta-n cap,ori husa aia chiar nu se poate scoate).Scaunul ca scaunul,dar avea si telefonul lu tac-su in mana si a avut frate o directie [cfev] fix pe el a vomat [czid] [czid] [czid] Oricum,bun telefonul,sa traiasca familia lu nenea de l-a facut [:D] ca dimineata mergea,cu tot necazul care s-a abatut asupra lui [:D] [bis]
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Postby ali23 » Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:03 am

Mie imi vomita mereu in masina....chiar si pe o distanta scurta.....dar sint mereu pregatita [:D] [:D] [:D]
Si mie imi murdareste...oofffff....
Apropo....husa se scoate sigur de tot..... [:D]
A mincat inainte de a merge cu masina....sau de ce a vomat????
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Postby anafmaria » Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:16 am

raul de miscare este perfect normal la copii, femei insarcinate si batrani, pentru ca ochii si urechea interna transmit informatia catre creier si apare o contradictie intre perceptia vizuala si perceptia labirintica a urechii interne, si anume, una este informatia transmisa de aparatul ocular - ca te afli in miscare, alta este cea transmisa de urechea interna - ca te afli pe loc. aceasta contradictie duce la "raul de miscare" sau de avion, de mare etc.
Sotul meu e foarte harnic... se ridica singur de jos!
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Postby mela81 » Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:56 am

Cri,daca nu iese husa,ia scaunul din masina si baga-l in cada sub dus,ca asa sigur se curata tot.
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