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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - De prin lume adunate...si pe forum discutate!

De prin lume adunate...si pe forum discutate!

Mituri si realitati! Femeile despre... barbati! Barbatii despre... femei!

Re: De prin lume adunate...si pe forum discutate!

Postby mischaela » Sun Feb 26, 2012 8:29 am

se duce bianca la prezentat stiri sportive ...

«Într-un joc din Antalya, Dinamo a terminat la egalitate cu Ordabasi, din Kazahstan, scor 0-0». Numai că Bianca a citit de pe prompter, în loc de zero la zero, “o la o”! Disputa s-a terminat “o la o”, auzi! Toată lumea a izbucnit în râs. N-a avut probleme cu kazahii, ci cu scorul!”, a povestit un martor al testării Drăguşencei. În ciuda acestei gafe, manechinul nu a pierdut postul, urmând a mai fi “probată” şi în această săptămână.

Mai mult: A confundat cifrele cu literele când a citit un scor - Vedete de la noi | Libertatea.ro


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Re: De prin lume adunate...si pe forum discutate!

Postby nicol_s » Mon Feb 27, 2012 8:40 am

Ceee? ...Bianca se vrea promterita??? [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras]
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Re: De prin lume adunate...si pe forum discutate!

Postby mischaela » Tue Feb 28, 2012 8:45 am

gata cu vedetele ... sa trecem la banul public ...

primaria din galati a inventat sporul de calculator ...

Vai, ce periculos e în birou!

Mai bine de jumătate din suma plătită ilegal angajaţilor - respectiv 3,03 milioane de lei - reprezintă cuantumul a două sporuri: sporul pentru condiţii grele (acordat celor care folosesc calculatorul) şi sporul pentru condiţii vătămătoare (cunoscut şi ca spor de praf şi/sau spor de antenă).
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Re: De prin lume adunate...si pe forum discutate!

Postby nicol_s » Tue Feb 28, 2012 8:57 am

Sporul de antena exista de cand lumea...si soata mea l-a luat cand lucra la transmisiuni la aviatie.
Si nu e problematic sa stai 8 ore in fata calculatorului [funny] te "iradiezi" [alcool]
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Re: De prin lume adunate...si pe forum discutate!

Postby mischaela » Tue Feb 28, 2012 9:13 am

da' cand vine omu' acas' de la servici ... cum se relaxeaza :))) la calcalator domle [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras]
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Re: De prin lume adunate...si pe forum discutate!

Postby nicol_s » Tue Feb 28, 2012 9:29 am

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Re: De prin lume adunate...si pe forum discutate!

Postby Arheoloaga » Tue Feb 28, 2012 9:39 am

Daaaa...boala grea calculatorul. La noi in birou eram toti ochelaristi....cu dureri de spate si unii mai "norocosi" cu intinderea tendoanelor de la mana, din cauza mouse-lui dar nu ne dadea nici naiba spor [Ma tavalesc de ras] Faceam cursuri despre siguranta muncii ne spuneau instructorii despre pozitia ideala a monitorului...despre nus'ce scarita care ar trebui sa stea sub picioare...dar noi IOC...iar daca ceream cred ca ne luam un sut in posterior mintenas [bigsmile]
Fiecare primeşte un nume când se naşte, dar trebuie să fie în stare să-şi boteze viaţa cu un cuvânt care să-i dea un sens.
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Re: De prin lume adunate...si pe forum discutate!

Postby nicol_s » Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:08 am

Deci nu este de glumit cu aceste capuse...iata:

http://stirileprotv.ro/stiri/actualitat ... apusa.html
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Re: De prin lume adunate...si pe forum discutate!

Postby mischaela » Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:13 am

ce ma enerveaza amanta lu piturca!
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Re: De prin lume adunate...si pe forum discutate!

Postby nicol_s » Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:33 am

Trebuie sa mai faca si ea un ban gramada!
Daca s-a inchis "robinetul" lui Piturca..... [sic]
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