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La o cafelutza

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Postby nicol_s » Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:31 pm

Va salut fetelor! [noroc]
Azi am avut parte de-o faza ca-n "Stan si Bran" [:D] [czid]
Am dus masina de dimineata in service la revizie si am gasit-o zgaraiata [czid] [czid] [czid]
Imi venea sa-i [box] [box] [box] pe toti!!!
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Postby mischaela » Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:39 pm

si io va salut ...
si io ma laud ... sa-mi bag picioarele in ea de viata ... mi-am pierdut cerceii de aur alb in calatorie ... pune-te casca scoate-te casca [cfev] [cfev] [cfev] [cfev] [cfev] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid]
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Postby nicol_s » Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:43 pm

Of, se pare ca nu sunt singura care incepe saptamana cu "dreptu" [:D] [;)
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Postby bella84 » Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:44 pm

Nasol Nicol si nu le ai spus nimic de dulce la nesimtiti [dead] ca io nu ma puteam abtine macar sa ma racoresc....valeu asta da veste naspa offf mai Miha ce aiurea sper macar ca nu mai aveau si valoare sentimentala caci e si mai al naiba [dead]


Cat cerul e albastru suntem deasupra tuturor !!!
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Postby nicol_s » Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:51 pm

Ba da, se vedea cat de "proastapa" e lovitura.
Nu le-a mers cu mine... [;)

Ceea ce cred eu este ca a fost lovita in parcarea din fata service-ului.
Cand am ajuns eu s-o iau din service, langa ea era parcat un TIR din care ei descarcau marfa (usi, cauciucuri, bare...componente de masini).
Am stat linistita sa plece tir-ul sa pot pleca si eu.
De fapt mi-am platit factura...
Cand am ajuns in fata masinii pe capota o ditamai lovitura.

Cum lovitura era deasupra mi-am imaginat ca ei au "scapat" ceva pe maina in timp ce descarcau marfa.

M-au luat ei ca ar putea cineva sa fi lovit-o cu o piatra...insa cum lovitura era proaspata si cum eu nu am cedat asa usor...cu un tel pe la Pitesti...au decis sa mi-o repare pe cheltuiala lor. [cool]
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Postby mischaela » Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:51 pm

ba da ... aveau si valoare sentimentala ...mi-i luase bob acu vreo patru ani de ziua mea .. [cfev]
... da cosmarul de ieri a inceput ...
era cam transppirata ralu a zis ca vrea nani hai la nani ...ma duc cu ea in pat si de o data se urca la mine in brate si incepe sa improaste cu cacat ... scosese un dop si apoi garla de cacat in sfarsit isi facusera efectul pristiile pe care le luase ...
norocul meu ca nu a cazut si in pat ... am taiat-o cu ea pe sus la baie .. dara de cacat pe picioare de la chilotii larguti ... acolo surpriza ... se cacase si constipatul de joe ... da ala macar facuse niste chestii de nisip ...
pune pludu in cada ...a steapta sa se incalzeasca apa ... ca vine de la centrala de la capatul celalalt al casei, aduna celalalt cacat ... pune dusu pe raluca ... spala si spola si spala.
ok ... mai pe dupa amiaza era o cana de cafea pe mobila in bucatarie pe care a luat-o raluca si a varsat-o toata ...
am spalat acolo si apoi donsoara a luat de acolo in calculator care tocmai era topit la picioare de la soare si cand am vazut l-am luat si l-am trantit care a cazut peste un
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Postby mischaela » Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:55 pm

pahar care s-a spart ... asa ca am pus copilul pe scaun ca sa matur ... si mi-a luat raluca matura si matura masa .... i-am luat-o si i-am aruncat-o in draci care a cazut si s-a rupt in doua.
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mai incolo pun eu niste carnita pe alese din ostropel, dau sa i-o pasez un pic si o scap pe jos ... asa ca joe s-a scos ... i-ar eu am ramas fara portie. [cfev]
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Postby DRIANA » Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:56 pm

...cu alte cuvinte: nu te plictisesti! [cool]

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Postby nicol_s » Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:57 pm

Mooama Miha ce clipe de 'cosmar' ai avut! [czid]
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Postby mischaela » Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:59 pm

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