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Loc de dat cu capu'

Mituri si realitati! Femeile despre... barbati! Barbatii despre... femei!
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Postby anafmaria » Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:47 pm

oare m-am sonat?
mai devreme am iesit putin cu pushtiu`... ma gandeam ce mai am de luat, in fine imi zbura mintea in toate partile si asteptam liftul, care nu avea de gand sa vina.
fi`miu : mami! mami!
eu : ai rabdare, vine acum!
el : ma mami...
eu : (cam agitata) n-auzi ca vine liftul acum?
el : ma mami... unde ma duci descult?!
ma uit mai bine... el in sosete. imi venea sa si rad, dar si sa ma dau cu capu` de usa liftului, de nu mai venea.
acum ma intreb eu... oare nu ma mai duce capu`? ca nu duc o viata stresata, dimpotriva.
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Postby Primrose » Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:07 pm

Hai, Ana Maria, ia-te de mana cu mine!!!!! [:D] Azi am facut 2 tampenii in mai putin de 3 ore. [czid] [czid]
1. M-am intalnit cu un coleg sa-i dau o carte inapoi si am plecat fara carte. [cfev]
2. Am bagat si am scos 2 virusi din calculator. [czid]
Mai mare rusinea!!!! [cfev]
P.S. Am doar o scuza: alta noapte nedormita cu al 2-lea copil bolnav de febra la distanta de o saptamana.
Ufffff!!!!! [alc] Ma duc la culcare, cum am mai spus. Va pup! [pupi]
"E o intamplare a fiintei mele..." [flo]
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Postby aceeasi_eu » Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:16 pm

[czid] [czid] ca nu m-am mai confruntat pina acum cu virusi!!!!!
Bag scot si tot asa??? [czid]
Ma doare spatele stand in fata comp si plus de asta....imi programasem o gramada de treaba in ziua mea libera... [czid]
Primrose,daca nu te-ai culcat...ajuta un muritor de rand si...zi-mi si mie TU cum ai facut?? [plang]
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Postby anafmaria » Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:21 pm

Primrose, pentru 1 si 2 nu pot sa spun decat.... [ Rad cu gura pana la urechi]
cat despre copil, imi dau seama prin ce treci. noi o rezolvam repede cu efferalgan pediatric si supozitoare cu novocalmin.
multa sanatate!
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Postby anafmaria » Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:22 pm

liliat, ce ai patit? poate reusesc sa te ajut.
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Postby ali23 » Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:41 pm

A great mind becomes a great fortune
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Postby micuta_stea » Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:45 pm

Vreau doar sa [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid]

Deja ma simt mai bine. [alc]
traieste ziua de azi ca si cand ar fi ultima zi
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Postby Nadia_S » Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:57 pm

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Postby ali23 » Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:05 pm

A great mind becomes a great fortune
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Postby micuta_stea » Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:10 pm

Cred ca degeaba .[plang] [plang] [plang] [plang] [plang]
traieste ziua de azi ca si cand ar fi ultima zi
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