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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - Care este primul lucru pe care ti l-a spus cineva astazi?

Care este primul lucru pe care ti l-a spus cineva astazi?

Mituri si realitati! Femeile despre... barbati! Barbatii despre... femei!
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Postby mischaela » Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:00 pm

mami hai la gio .....
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Postby analy » Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:32 pm

nicol pentru tine special...Image

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Postby carstea_diana » Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:54 pm

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Postby fluturas28 » Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:21 pm

io am auzit soneria de la telefon pentru trezire...cu o ora mai tarziu de cand ma duc la serviciu..
aoleu trebuia sa plec la bucuresti....taximetristul mi-a zis politicos..."sarut mana"..e bine?
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Postby mary_lou » Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:45 pm

Primul lucru care l-am auzit azi..cand m-am trezit....

"Da si mie un prosop...Si primul lucru vazut..fundu lu barbat!! [czid] [czid] [czid] proaspat ud de la dush!"





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Postby Arheoloaga » Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:14 pm

Booonnn...Eu as mai face un topic "primul lucru stressant pe ziua de azi" [cfev] [cfev]
Citez "Ma dai...come fai a dormire fino a quest'ora" Adicatelea..."bai...cum poti sa dormi pana la ora asta" [cfev] Mentionez ca era abia 8.30 iar noi ne-am intors azi-noapte la trei de prin diverse puburi. Data viitoare ii pun somnifer in farfurie ca ma streseaza crunt...
Fiecare primeşte un nume când se naşte, dar trebuie să fie în stare să-şi boteze viaţa cu un cuvânt care să-i dea un sens.
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Postby oare » Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:25 pm

,,mami, veau danette!'' - iar eu nu aveam decat o budinca de la tnuva in casa si am incercat sa o substitui, mizand pe faptul ca nici nu se luminase de ziua si bulina mormaia cu ochii inchisi. credeti ca a tinut? ntz! a pus varful limbii pe lingurita si a zis ,,asta nu-i danette! esti o rea ca nu vrei sa-mi dai danette!''. a mancat-o pan-la urma, dar eu cu ce-am gresit?
a fost o zi...cand se putea sfarsi...
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Postby mary_lou » Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:31 pm






God doesn't give you the people you want, he gives you the the people you need.To help you, to hurt you, to leave you, to love you and to make you the person you were meant to be.
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Postby oare » Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:40 pm

da crezi ca poti sa dormi daca tipa? se aude pana la parter, oricat de somnoroasa ar fi! prima data am incercat io s-o duc cu zaharelul, dar nu mi-a mers.
a fost o zi...cand se putea sfarsi...
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Postby analy » Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:24 pm

mie mia spus sotul la ora 6 dimineata:dute si cumpara cartea baiatului!.....si visam asa frumos [czid]

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