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Intalniri de cosmar

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Postby bella84 » Sun Feb 08, 2009 8:19 pm

Muuuult prea tare,Mihaela! [cool]


Cat cerul e albastru suntem deasupra tuturor !!!
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Postby gabi-cta » Sun Feb 08, 2009 8:27 pm

Gata, est no 1! [bis] Mihaela, za best! [:D]
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Postby mary_lou » Mon Feb 09, 2009 3:21 pm

Fetili sa zic si eu...

La mine a fost altfel...Imi aduc aminte de o intalnire cu cel mai frumos baiat din clasa a ..V a... Sportiv,deh toate fetele il placeau!!! Si taman eu .."capra clasei" - ca eram inaltoaga fata de restu [:D] , m-am combinat sa zic asa cu el...Buuuuuuuuuunnn...
Si ma scoate asta in oras si imi aduce la intalnire un boboc de garoafa alb [alc] ... Buuuuuuuuuunnn.Si ma plimba vreo trei ore prin oras de mana, de m-a obosit.Treceam pe langa oameni: " Ia uite fratii"..Buuuuuuuuunn si ma duce acasa...Si sa ma sarute.Mai fetelor, ma apuca el de gat si ma apleaca si eu toata rusinata.Si incepe el sa ma pupe si la un moment dat simt limba umeda...In mintea mea : ce se scarboseste asta ma linge ca un caine (deh eram virgina in ale sarutului frantuzesc!) [:D] ...Si ma smulg si ii sterg doi pumni peste fata de a inceput sa ii curga sangele din nas!!! [czid] [czid] [czid]
- O nebuna dracului!!! Ce ti-am facut?!!!

A doua zi..a venit cu maica-sa la scoala...O cheama diriginta pe mama mea... Si mama : ce-a facut doamna?!!! Fiica mea l-a batut pe baiatul dumneavoastra?!!!! Si a izbucnit in ras!!!

Si uite asa a fost primul meu sarut.... [:D] prima mea intalnire..Da garoafa am pastrat-o intr-o carte in biblioteca la maica-mea si...a dat de ea nu stiu cand si ne-am adus aminte de isprava!!!





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Postby gabi-cta » Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:18 pm

Eh, tu macar razi cu mama ta de isprava. [:D]
Eu m-am maritat cu cel pe care il bateam la gradi, apoi la scoala... la liceu si facultate deja imi dadea el cu mingea de baschet in cap pana saream la bataie. Acum radem impreuna. Cu soacra care-mi spune ca de cate ori a fost la mine acasa sa discute cu parintii mai bine ma infia. [coarda]
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Postby DRIANA » Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:45 pm

Adica sa fiu cu ochii in patru cu cine se imbranceste fii-mea la gradi? [:D]

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Postby mary_lou » Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:12 am

Driana as zice ca ar cam trebui...Retrospectiv eu pe toti "gagii" i-am altoit inainte de a fi cu ei... [:D]





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