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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - Atentie mare microbisti!!!

Atentie mare microbisti!!!

Mituri si realitati! Femeile despre... barbati! Barbatii despre... femei!

Atentie mare microbisti!!!

Postby nicol_s » Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:57 pm

Tocmai am citit intr-un ziar o stire senzationala (suna a la Dan Diaconescu... [:D] ): "Urmarirea tuturor meciurilor din Cupa Mondiala de fotbal [fb] stand pe canapea, mancand clasicele produse consumate la astfel de evenimente, pizza si chipsuri si band bere [papica] poate avea ca efect depunerea a cinci kilograme in plus" [grasa] [alc]
Se zice ca mai bine sa: rontaiti de preferinta morcovi, cirese, piersici si caise in loc de alune, nuci sau mini-pizza.
Sau mai bine sa nu mai urmareasca meciurile [cool] , ca si asa se dau rezumatele meciurilor pe toate posturile.

Oare vom reusi sa-i speriem pe sotii nostri cu aceasa stire? [:D]
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Postby cristina_gl » Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:23 pm

Pe-al meu??? Ha, ha, da` de unde! Noroc ca nu prea sta fixat in pat (noi avem televizoarele in dormitore), cu bere si cipsuri in fata, ca mai face si putin ,,sport" cu Cezar [:D] Numai ca cele (mai mult de) 5 kg in plus le are deja [lol]
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Postby mina » Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:54 pm

Pe ei nu stiu daca reusim sa-i speriem, dar pe noi cine ne sperie???? [alc] [alc] [cfev] [cfev] [cfev]
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Postby alovel » Mon Jun 19, 2006 1:21 pm

Sotii vostri se uita la meciuri? Al meu nu prea se uita.
Dar eu ma uit. Dar fara chipsuri/floricele etc.
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Postby ygrec » Mon Jun 19, 2006 1:46 pm

eu ma incadrez la categoria "uitat la meciuri seara cu cirese langa mine" dupa ce adoarme bebe-seara! [:D]
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Postby nicol_s » Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:29 am

Sotul meu se incadreaza la categoria:privit la meci cu un pahar de suc si cu covrigei, saleuri sau chiar biscuiti. Are o placere imensa atunci cand priveste la Tv. sa rontaie ceva, insa daca ma gandesc la sunculite...n-are deloc, de zici ca traieste doar cu apa plata cu lamaie. [alc]
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