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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - Ce nazdravenii mai fac copii vostri?
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Ce nazdravenii mai fac copii vostri?

PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 11:26 pm
by io_axa
Am deschis acest subiect ca sa va intreb ce nazbitii mai fac puii vostri, de exemplu al meu, in ultimul timp, se catara pe masa dimineata si vrea sa bage degetul in cafea spunind "lapte",cind gaseste usa deschisa in baie arunca toti pestisorii in wc cu o repezeala care ma lasa cu gura deschisa si spune "cik - ciak" a invatat sa.mi scoata cirligele de la rufe de pe suport si le arunca la dulaul din curte, chilotei, ciorapi, pantaloni..si.i spune "papa", adica sa manince ciinele rufele...,ai vostrii, cam ce fac? [suzeta]

ok!!

PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 12:55 pm
by io_axa
cred ca numai copilul meu e nazdravan si ai vostrii sunt cuminti foc, ce norocoase sunteti!!! :)
Oricum va multumesc anticipat la toate ptr raspunsurile voastre. o zi buna.

PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 1:01 pm
by danaG
io_axa imi pare rau ca nu am vazut subiectul. S-ar putea sa nu-ti fi raspuns fetele ca dupa cate stiu eu mai e un subiect asemanator. Dar normal ca si ai nostrii fac foarte multe nazbatii: al meu spre exemplu a fost lasat cu sora lui singurel la mama acasa in minivacanta de pasti: a gasit faina si a turnat pe gresie apoi a pus apa, ulei, cacao si cine stie ce mai era pe acolo (a pus destul de multa ca sa iasa mai mult sa manance toti din casa) le-a amestecat ca sa dea un cozonac..... si era derutat ca nu stia in ce sa puna ca sa bage la cuptor. [czid] [czid]

PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 1:15 pm
by lumy
Vreti prostioare? Una noua, caci cu cele vechi m-am obisnuit, [:D] [:D] [:D] Ieri am fost pe la bunici, si Alex, cum e el mai harnicut din fire, a scos toate castronasele, oalele, si tot ce mai era prin dulapior, plus ce se afla in uscator, si i le-a trantit pe toate lui buna in chiuveta! Ca de...era 7 seara si buna nu trebuia sa se odihneasca! Inca vazand ca nu incap, incepuse sa le indese, poate-poate!

PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 1:43 pm
by danaG
[:D] [:D]

PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 1:56 pm
by lili_ang
Probabil nu prea ti s-a raspuns intrucat noi ne povestim nazdravaniilor "mosntrilor" la jurnalele lor personale!!!!
Hai ca am si eu una de aseara! Ramasese putin piure de fructe de la masa de ora 5.30. Si fiica-mea a gasit de cuviinta sa ia castronelul si lingurita si sa hraneasca un perete!!!! [czid] [czid] Dupa care a considerat ca ii e si sete peretelui si a adus biberonul cu suc si i-a dat si putin suc!! [czid] [czid] [czid] In acest timp, eu in bucatarie ma intrebam cum de e asa cumintica! [:D] [:D]

PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 2:05 pm
by lumy
Ce fata cuminte ai, Lili! [:D] [:D] [:D]

PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 2:08 pm
by lili_ang
[:D] [:D] Multumesc!! [czid] [czid] Las' ca nici cu Alex nu mi-e rusine!!! [cool]

PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 2:19 pm
by lumy
In loc sa fii multumita ca-ti decoreaza casa ,pe gratis! Tu...! Ce ti-e si cu mamele astea! [cfev] [cfev] [cfev]

PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 8:41 pm
by BungauDoris
Hai ca sunteti tari, fetelor!!! [:D] [:D] [:D]

Ines face tampenii una dupa alta, asa ca nu mai stiu care a fost ultima, dar va povestesc cateva tari:
Avem o catelusa chihuahua(caine de buzunar).
Are 1,5kg. Ines a luat-o de coada, se uita in fundul ei, bineinteles tinand-o in aer, si noi stupefiati ne gandeam ce cauta...
Dupa cateva secunde in care biata catelusa scheuna, Ines intreaba:
Mami, unde sunt bateiile?(bateriile).
Asta fiindca are un caine de jucarie caruia i se baga bateriile chiar pe acolo...


Alta, care nu e deloc de ras!

Intr-o noapte Ines incepe sa vomite de mama focului, si ii era tot mai rau, pana cand am ajuns cu salvarea la spital, in perfuzii.
Medicul de garda intreaba:
Ce i-ati dat sa manance la cina?
Noi ii raspundem ce a mancat, timp in care ii faceau spalaturi.
Pana sa raspund eu ce a mancat, Ines ce credeti ca scoate din ea?
Boambe Pedigree....
Sa nu va spun prin ce-am trecut! [cfev] [cfev] [cfev]

Alta tare:

Avem o seringa cu ac, cu care masor vitamina C fiole.
Bineinteles ca s-a urcat pe scaun, cand noi nu am vazut-o, si ia seringa.
Bunica matura pe hol, si era aplecata, saraca...
Ines vine tinta spre buni, cu seringa indreptata direct in fundul lui buni...
Biata de ea, ce s-a mai vaicarit, la care Ines:
Buni, doaie?
Buba?
Nu pange, pupa io si tece... [cool] [cool] [cool]