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I have never understood why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting intobed. The passion starts to heat up, when she eventually said, "I don't feel likeit, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear ... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She then responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not for what I do in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep...
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a good lunch and then went shopping at a very big department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to complement her new clothes, so I said "Let's get a pair for each outfit".
We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she then asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it. "Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT?" I then said "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
Statistics: Posted by Link — Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:16 pm
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ca apoi sa discutam despre ceea ce ne face sa nu ne intelegem..Statistics: Posted by Adonis — Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:18 pm
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Statistics: Posted by lilya — Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:37 pm
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Statistics: Posted by Link — Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:05 pm
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,sigur nu as fii putut.Daca eram in situatia ei .....se lasa .cu bataie
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Statistics: Posted by Lavinia04 — Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:04 pm
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Statistics: Posted by lilya — Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:54 am
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